My name is TheBardOfGreatPain, I have been asked by TheEternalScribe to be his liason to the human race. TheEternalScribe if from a race of super beings called The Astante, and is a humanoid male that has lived forever and watches time pass, recording the stories he deems interesting. He is cursed to remember, forbidden to intervene.

"If you would like a story told, tell me your story and it will be recorded in my tome."